ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,…
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Gerda Wegener was a Danish illustrator and painter best known for her erotic works.
More Gerda. I fucking love you Gerda.
1. Spankings are meant to sting: don’t hold back
2. Use the word “rye” whenever ordering a Manhattan
3. Be present in every single goddamn fucking moment
4. Don’t leave my ties knotted on the bed posts
5. Don’t request dirty photos from my followers even if I want to
6. Cook naked, but avoid hot oil
7. Don’t write blog posts during intercourse
8. Thank everyone in the room after sex
9. Don’t sleep with the new intern. No seriously. Don’t.
10. Only post self-nudes on Instagram when I’m drinking
11. Publish my novel
12. Write so much smut my wrist gets sore
13. Always wear really nice socks
14. The King Tut is attainable. Don’t back down. Follow your heart.
15. Say I love you BEFORE sex
16. Only eat dates if they’re stuffed with blue cheese and wrapped in bacon
17. Remember “what’s up bro?” means “let’s get it on”
18. Throw that pajama themed brunch time sex party
19. Have sex in other parks too.
20. Find each one of my followers and send them flowers and kisses
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